The Sea Witch stole my voice

*Gets library card.  Does excited dance.  Drinks tea.  Talking Heads.  Practices audition pieces loudly in cars.  All Day.  Buys new Goldfrapp album!  Listens to every day!  Purchases spring coat.  Changes life!  New sunglasses :)  finally.  Borrows Mickey Rooney & Judy Garland DVD collection.  Gets haircut, becomes boy again.  Applies eyebrows, becomes tranny again.  Drinks tea.  Drinks twelve cosmos, plenty o jagger bombs, eats donair?  Wakes up WITHOUT VOICE?!  Becomes Ariel.  Worries about upcoming audition.  Watches Judy on sick day in bed with bag of cookies and entire tub of macaroons, hoping for voice back, please.  Wonders why he's never before discovered these awful sugar poofs which are probably not helping his voice.  Drinks tea.  Soul Satisfaction.  Dance walks to work in new coat!  Practices audition pieces silently in cars.  All Day.  Worries.  Drinks tea...*

Lately

Hi, my name is Really Lame.  But at least I'm fucking sexy.  Question mark.

A DAY OFF?!!

Snake skin tights (cha-ching!)

After a fruitful day of shopping, and more than a few impulse buys later, I'm pretty much completely satisfied.  Painting my toenails, apple pie in the oven, sipping a cup o joe, about to put in Lost In Translation and shove as much popcorn in my mouth as I can. Dreaming up the perfect outfit to go with my new tights :)   What.  A great.  Day.

Chew Lips - Slick