The Sea Witch stole my voice

*Gets library card.  Does excited dance.  Drinks tea.  Talking Heads.  Practices audition pieces loudly in cars.  All Day.  Buys new Goldfrapp album!  Listens to every day!  Purchases spring coat.  Changes life!  New sunglasses :)  finally.  Borrows Mickey Rooney & Judy Garland DVD collection.  Gets haircut, becomes boy again.  Applies eyebrows, becomes tranny again.  Drinks tea.  Drinks twelve cosmos, plenty o jagger bombs, eats donair?  Wakes up WITHOUT VOICE?!  Becomes Ariel.  Worries about upcoming audition.  Watches Judy on sick day in bed with bag of cookies and entire tub of macaroons, hoping for voice back, please.  Wonders why he's never before discovered these awful sugar poofs which are probably not helping his voice.  Drinks tea.  Soul Satisfaction.  Dance walks to work in new coat!  Practices audition pieces silently in cars.  All Day.  Worries.  Drinks tea...*